A Prediction I Made Was Right

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Most Interesting Man in the World

I don't usually make predictions in Hi no Nami. That's mostly because I don't want to look around twenty-four years from now and see that every prediction I made I got wrong. (Also, to note, I only have the series take place twenty-four years in the future because I don't want to set it in twenty-fifteen and then five years from now try to remember what was popular in twenty-fifteen.) But I did make two predictions within the series cannon. (Or, rather fanon.)

ONE: That Global Warming would be so bad that'd there would be fricken' typhoons in December.

I take that as a sign we're getting close to that point.

TWO: Sears would be out of business. (Hasn't come up yet but will at some point.)

Not My Local Sears, but I Did See "Store Closing" Signs Everywhere Last Time I Went to the Mall

This only means one thing...

I AM ON FIRE!