Happy New Year Twenty-fourteen. Woo.
You can tell how enthusiastic I am. So, here is a list of resolutions I'm probably not gonna stick to.
1. Watch What I Say
Note: This Doesn't Apply to My Fics. I'll Say Whatever I Damn Well Please in Those.
Yeah... I've said stuff that offended people... And maybe made them uncomfortable... And pissed them off a little... Enough to try and punch me... (Believe it or not, curling up in a ball on the floor and screaming will help you in that scenario.)
Nah, but in all seriousness, I have been talked to by my parents a number of times for saying stuff I probably shouldn't have (Mostly to relatives that I don't like.) and I have said some things I've come to regret later in reviews and comments. Most recently in a review for this one girl's fan fic. (Which you should totally check out if you're a FinnickxAnnie/KatnissxPeeta/GalexJohanna fan.)
So yeah, the main point I'm trying to make is I need to shut the fuck up.
2. Make More Friends
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two is just as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
Yeah... I only have one friend and she's a senior who is graduating in May. No offence to her if she's reading this (Which I doubt, because I've never showed her my blog and most of my traffic comes from an Afghani porn site. Not sure how that happened.) but, I just don't wanna be alone at school when she graduates. You know what they say: "Make new friends and keep the the old one is silver and the other's gold." Besides, who else on the planet can honestly say they only have one friend.
-_-'^
Alright, there's that. But, I don't think L and Light can still be considered friends after this:
T-T
Oh what? Too soon for you little fan girl? Well guess what, he's been dead for nearly ten years! Get over it!
So yeah... I forgot my main point...
3. Kill Miley Cyrus
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
We all know it has to be done.
So what are your New Year's Resolutions you perverts who look at Afghani porn? Comment below if you aren't too busy jacking off to that picture of Miley Cyrus you sick fucks.
(Wow. First time in awhile I haven't used a gif in a post. Is that a good thing or a bad one?)
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